Now there’s a ticket. Gov. Jesse Ventura and Howard Stern. Couldn’t you see them on the campaign trail, complete with the circus tent? The security detail would have to include some lesbians (Stern) and Occupy Wall Streeters (Ventura). Instead of guns, the Occupiers would carry bongs or something.
With Jesse “the body” being a 9/11 truther himself, whatever votes they may get would come from the Democratic side.
Go for it Jesse, Howard. You can count on a contribution from me.