aSide Order

Led Zeppelin, 27 years after their last concert.One of the top three bands to emerge from the 60’s ‘British Invasion’, Led Zeppelin, played a tribute concert last week and filled the O2 Arena in Greenwich, England.  Fans gladly paid thousands of dollars per ticket.

Chalk it up to one of the three best bands that I’ve never seen live. Cream and the Beatles are the other two. Oh well.

There is a special talent in Michael Israel. Truly a gifted artist. Watch this. Outside of sex, it’s the most amazing and emotional 7 minutes you’ll experience.



Half Time

An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, ‘Seven Points.’

His wife rolls over and says, ‘What in the world was that?’ The old man replied, ‘It’s fart football.’

A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says ‘Touchdown, tie score.’ After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, ‘Aha. I’m ahead 14 to 7.’

Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, ‘Touchdown, tie score.’ Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, ‘Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.’

Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he’s got, and accidentally poops in the bed. The wife says, ‘What the hell was that?’

The old man says, ‘Half time, switch sides.”