Man Fatally Stabs Friend, Drinks His Blood
Authorities in central Florida have arrested a 42-year-old man accused of stabbing a friend to death and then drinking his blood.
Authorities say Lopez returned later and stabbed him to death. She told police Lopez left with a plastic cup in his hand that appeared to hold blood. She said he drank from the cup in a strange ritual from their native Mexico.
He should have had a V8 instead.
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A man is watching a game of golf on TV. But he keeps switching channels
to a sexy movie featuring a lusty couple having raucous sex.
“Man, they are really gettin’ it on! I don’t know whether to watch
them or watch the game”, he says to his wife.
“For Pete’s sake,” his wife says. “Watch them!
You already know how to play golf!”
Thanks, that lightened up my morning!