And qualifying for the most ridiculous item of the day. Is it real or is it memorex? What the heck is this about? Taking implants to a whole (no pun intended) new level among Muslim women, and at taxpayers’ expense to boot! There’s so much wrong with this. 
Taxpayers funded 24 hymen replacement operations between 2005 and 2006, official figures revealed.
And increasing numbers of women are paying up to £4,000 in private clinics for the procedure apparently under pressure from future spouses or in-laws who believe they should be virgins on their wedding night.
“I love you just the way you are,” Billy Joel lyric. No, scratch that. The popularity of the operation is said to be the result of social regression caused by Islamic fundamentalism. Virgins seem to play a major role in Islam from martyrdom to marriage.
Daily Mail, UK link
Am trying to figure out how to tie in cheesesteaks with the virginal reconstructive surgery. Give me a minute.
OK, here it is. If you think you’ve had a good cheeseteak, or the ones you’ve had didn’t taste right, eating a Philly’s cheesesteak will be like eating one for the first time. It’ll be the one you remember. Mmmm juicy 🙂
ROTFL
Seriously now, thanks for your assessment. Looking forward to serving you soon.
Ross,
Tried a Philly cheese at a famous downtown restaurant and it was nowhere near as good as yours. See you soon.
Mark O’Brien