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Man Fatally Stabs Friend, Drinks His Blood

Authorities in central Florida have arrested a 42-year-old man accused of stabbing a friend to death and then drinking his blood.

Authorities say Lopez returned later and stabbed him to death. She told police Lopez left with a plastic cup in his hand that appeared to hold blood. She said he drank from the cup in a strange ritual from their native Mexico.

He should have had a V8 instead.


If you get an email titled “Nude photo of Nancy Pelosi,” don’t open it ….

It contains a nude photo of Nancy Pelosi.

A man is watching a game of golf on TV. But he keeps switching channels

to a sexy movie featuring a lusty couple having raucous sex.

“Man, they are really gettin’ it on! I don’t know whether to watch

them or watch the game”, he says to his wife.

“For Pete’s sake,” his wife says. “Watch them!

You already know how to play golf!”

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