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April 28, 2010, Obama was concerned about Greece’s ‘debt problems.’ They’re monitoring it closely.

“This is something that is of great concern to the president and we’re monitoring it very closely,” Burton told reporters on Air Force One, adding that the U.S. Treasury Department and other agencies were “in close contact with folks in Europe about the issue.”

Have you heard anything from the administration since?

What has happened since is this; Obama urged Germany and the EU to go the bail-out route. Why should we be the only country in debt for generations to come? The Euro is falling, Greece is burning, the dollar is gaining at the expense of the Euro. The dollar gaining causes the bolivar to tumble, bringing Venezuela’s inflation up to 30%.

Missed in all of this is the common thread; welfare state economies are not sustainable.

Does watching it closely make it better? Maybe we could refrain from becoming like them? Do ya think?

Scientists in mainly Muslim Kazakhstan have come up with an instant test for the presence of pork in food.

Pork? Our genius politicians in Washington don’t know what it is.

Used copy machines can be a good deal in the wrong hands. Check out this video before you get rid of yours.

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The flooding in Tennessee has taken 30 lives so far. Nashville is under water. The inaction by the Obama administration is simply astounding.

And just why do you think that is?

The boys at Red State Update call for help from fellow Americans. Not from Washington.

A sure sign of spring is when the girls start showing their navels.

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'Davy Crockett, King of the wild frontier.'

Fess Parker, a television icon to a generation of youngsters as Davy Crockett and later Daniel Boone, has died at the age of 85 of natural causes.

Parker, who was also a major California winemaker and developer, died Thursday at his Santa Ynez Valley home, family spokeswoman Sao Anash said. His death came on the 84th birthday of his wife of 50 years, Marcella.

May he Rest In Peace.

This one needs no explanation.

This is just too cool.

A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust.

The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, “If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, Will you give me a calf?”

Bud looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, “Sure, Why not?”The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3 cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo..

The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany ..

Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses an MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response.

Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet printer, turns to the cowboy and says, “You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves.”

“That’s right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves,” says Bud. He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on with amusement as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.

Then Bud says to the young man, “If I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?”

The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, “Okay, why not?”

“You’re a Congressman for the U.S. Government”, says Bud.

“Wow! That’s correct,” says the yuppie, “but how did you guess that?”

“No guessing required.” answered the cowboy. “You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You used millions of dollars worth of equipment trying to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don’t know a thing about how working people make a living – or about cows, for that matter.

This is a herd of sheep….

Now give me back my dog.

Warning to liberals. A little prayer follows. If you suffer from a lack of a sense of  humor, you may want to skip this lest you be offended. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

DEAR LORD

IN THE PAST YEAR YOU HAVE TAKEN AWAY MY FAVORITE ACTOR, PATRICK SWAYZE, MY FAVORITE ACTRESS, FARRAH FAWCET, MY FAVORITE PERFORMER MICHAEL JACKSON AND MY FAVORITE TV SALESMAN, BILLIE MAYES.

I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW THAT MY FAVORITE PRESIDENT IS BARACK OBAMA.

AMEN

A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust.
The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, “If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, Will you give me a calf?”
Bud  looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, “Sure, Why not?”
The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3 cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo..
The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany ..

Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses an MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response.
Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet printer, turns to the cowboy and says, “You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves.”
“That’s right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves,” says Bud. He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on with amusement as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.
Then Bud says to the young man, “If I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?”
The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, “Okay, why not?”
“You’re a Congressman for the U.S. Government”, says Bud.

“Wow! That’s correct,” says the yuppie, “but how did you guess that?”
“No guessing required.” answered the cowboy. “You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You used millions of dollars worth of equipment trying to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don’t know a thing about how working people make a living – or about cows, for that matter.
This is a herd of sheep….
Now give me back my dog.


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Just had fun simulchatting the Oscars with PNJ editor Julio Diaz and about a dozen others with nothing better to do. 😉

Netflix will be sending Hurt Locker. While watching Kathryn Bigelow accept her Oscar for best director, the scowl on old Barbra Streisand’s face was priceless.

Only saw the last half of the show which was good, for a change. Pleasantly surprised to not see any Bush bashing or war bashing. The other thing I liked was that everyone on stage was well dressed. Didn’t see anyone having to hold up their pants with one hand.

Sniper pickoffs in Afghanistan. Way better than in the movies.

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Have you seen Red Skelton’s Pledge of Allegiance? Note: if you don’t know who Red Skelton is, then you’ve grown up in the entitlement generation and really need to see this short video.

Red Skelton Pledge

Jimmy Kimmel skit, ‘guess what’s in my pants.’ Hilarious if not a little on the blue side.

Guess What’s In My Pants

This file is an assortment of pictures in powerpoint format. You’ll need a powerpoint viewer to see these interesting pictures. You can download a free viewer HERE.

What a Split Second Looks Like

Blues legend Etta James in hospital.

“She’s been in a pretty big battle,” her son Donto James told Reuters. The singer has been in hospital for a week.

Mr James said his mother, 72, became ill while in a detoxification clinic for treatment to an addiction to painkillers and other medicines.

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A note on man-made, man-ajustable,  climate change.

UN scientist admits unverified data used for politics…
India, China won’t sign Copenhagen Accord…
Calls for UN climate chief to resign…
Scientists using ‘selective temperature data’…

‘Whites only’ basketball league announced

And in the ‘you gotta be kidding’ category, except that it doesn’t look like they are, some idiot thinks its a good idea to have a whites only basketball league.

According to the Chronicle, Lewis said he wants to emphasize “fundamental basketball” instead of “street ball” played by “people of color.”

“There’s nothing hatred about what we’re doing,” Lewis told the paper. “I don’t hate anyone of color.”

Lewis pointed out recent incidents in the NBA, including Gilbert Arenas’ suspension for bringing a gun into the Washington Wizards locker room, and said, “Would you want to go to the game and worry about a player flipping you off or attacking you in the stands or grabbing their crotch?”

The misguided premise here is that whites are better behaved than non-whites. Would cleaning up the NBA’s act kill the NBA, or make it better? Or, would wanting to clean up the NBA’s act be construed as some sort of bigoted or ‘racist’ motivation? Is it about the sport of basketball, or is it about franchises and money?

Excuse me, but where are my fries?

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Parody: KSM sings “New York, New York”

audio LINK

Big H/T to Rush Limbaugh for making this one available on his website.

Loan Modification Program isn’t working as intended.

NYT 1/1/2010: The Obama administration’s $75 billion program has done more harm than good.

The Market Ticker 11/29/2009: Not only that, but it’s a scam.

Another potion from the carnival barker.

Wait until they get their hands on your health care.

A comet gets eaten by the sun.

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After you see this video, if you don’t see and feel something more than just a man and a dog, then you probably don’t have a pulse either.

Video Link: TheAmazingSkidboot.wmv

h/t Dave

Climategate reveals ‘the most influential tree in the world’

The CRU studies were based on cherry-picking hundreds of Siberian samples only to leave those that showed the picture that was wanted. Other studies based on similar data had clearly shown the Medieval Warm Period as hotter than today. Indeed only the evidence from one tree, YADO61, seemed to show a “hockey stick” pattern, and it was this, in light of the extraordinary reverence given to the CRU’s studies, which led McIntyre to dub it “the most influential tree in the world“.


NOTE: Since Liberals have no sense of humor, if you are one, please skip this part.

Did you know???

That the words “RACE CAR” spelled backward says “RACE CAR.”

That “EAT” is the only word that if you take the 1st letter and move it to the last, it spells its past tense “ATE.”

And….have you noticed that if you rearrange the letters in “ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS,” and add just a few more letters, it spells out: “Go home, you free-loading, benefit-grabbing, kid-producing, non-English-speaking assholes and take those other hairy-faced, sandal-wearing, bomb-making, goat-loving, raggedy-ass bastards with you.”

How WEIRD is that???

h/t Sheri

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Some other things to consider. Or not.

MEN !!!! TAKE PRECAUTIONS …….

I’m not really concerned about swine flu. Here’s my concern.

  • 3 years ago, Chinese calendar year of the cow . . . Mad Cow disease.
  • 2 years ago, Chinese calendar year of the bird . . . Avian flu.
  • This year, Chinese calendar year of the pig . . . Swine flu.

Next year is the year of the cock – Anybody else worried?


Sort of a CSI type video.  Crime Movie

What is important? A little reminder won’t hurt.  Video What is that ?

Disabled is a state of mind. Video The Dance