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Man Faces Battery Charges for Hitting Girlfriend With Sandwich

Police said the 19-year-old man became angry and hit the woman in the arm and face with a sandwich, knocking her glasses off, as she was driving along Interstate 95 on Friday.

One can only hope that a cheesesteak was not involved.

NBC’s Rosie O’Donnell variety show disappoints

Rosie O’Donnell tied for last place. Surely she could do better than that and capture last place on her own. Good for (9/11 was an inside job) her.

“There’s a notion that the climate is right for the genre to make a comeback,” emailed one executive at a rival network. “I guess we now know what not to do, thanks to Rosie.”

The climate may be right for that genre of TV. As long as it doesn’t include Rosie.

Christian ‘the lion’ Reunion, London Lion reunited in Africa

This video has been seen by millions and millions of people already, but I just saw it a few days ago on Yahoo. It’s a touching story that takes about two minutes.

It’s about a couple that raised a lion cub for about a year. They introduced it into the wild after he got too big. They went back a year later to see if they could find him. And they did.

Try it, you’ll like it.

Here’s a longer version, with more video and pictures. Same wonderful story.